Many a would-be war hero has said, "When I grow up I want to be a trisector!"

If it can't be done, think of all the money that can be raised toward finding a way to do it ... but never actually doing it ... because it can't be done.

War on poverty.
War on drugs.
War on terror.
War on teletubbies.
War on saturated fats.
War on pink slippers.
Quantum supremacy.
Self-aware generative AI.

All trisector heroes!